Vampire writers really are not tapping into true potential. Why whine for eternity about their lost humanity or fall in love with a mortal teenager when vampires could like walk to space or some shit
Vampires who finally get all the dead bodies off Mount Everest so they can be buried.
Vampire policemen who can easily walk into danger and rescue others, wearing bullet and stab wounds as badges of honor. Some kid they saved started giving them corks to “plug” the holes, and it’s become a trend, kids decorating plugs to give to their local policemen for the vampire department.
Vampire scientists who can work 24/7 when a new epidemic shows up, or when working in forensics, and then just take a few years off.
Vampire scientists who can research radiation and just get a laptop with internet and wait the few hundred years until they’re safe to be around again, watching tv shows and reading all the books they want to, because yeah, it gets lonely, but they’ll have centuries after to make up for it.
Or maybe they’d be doing it in groups so they don’t end up lonely. Earning their money for the downtime by making it a realityshow. Who needs Big Brother? We got a pile of vampires who have to live together for decades, that’s gonna be drama! If you donate blood this month, you get to choose a challenge for them!
Vampires, guys, Vampires.
I am 100000000000% here for this.
Actually how would aquatic vampire covens account for water pressure? That’s a bigger problem than air when diving.
The bends can’t kill you if you’re already dead.
I need Vampire Big Brother rn.